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Post by Inanna on Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:03 am

"Hello and thank for you calling the new and improved Wolves of Sherwood. Please be aware that all calls are recorded to ensure better customer service and training purposes.

Please listen to all the options before pressing a button so we can better direct your call.

For our Department of Robbing, Thievery and Petty Crime, Press 1.

To report a Revolt, Rebellion or other damage to your Town Hall, Press 2.

If you are looking to for advice on how to cause Grievous Bodily Harm to a specific person or target, press 3.

If you have been the victim of Grievous Bodily Harm, negligently lost possessions while travelling or inadvertently left the door to your Town Hall, Castle or any Treasury of note open and would like to accuse us in order to cover up your own incompetence, please leave a message after the beep.

We may or may not get back to you. Should we choose to answer your complaint we would like to inform you that our response is likely to contain sarcasm and varying degrees of general silliness.

Thank you for calling the Wolves. Have a nice day.  


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Post by All Seeing Eye on Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:18 pm

Im getting tired of the smell from the girls Im digging up from Lichfield grave yard....any advice?
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Post by Merlyna on Tue Oct 27, 2015 7:49 pm

Move ta Bristol! Wink

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